tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(Source: areyoucertainjim)

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

(Source: mind-heart-self)

(Source: mrchrispine)

I bought an Emily Kopp cd, and a Saint Johns cd, and A DRUMHEAD SIGNED BY DELTA RAE OH MY GOD! NO REGRETS!

HOLY SHIT OMG DELTA RAE WAS SO GOOD! I CAN’T EVEN RIGHT NOW!

The St. John’s were so good too!!

Emily Kopp just finished and she was so cute and her band was so gooood!!

Yallllllll Delta Rae is eating like 30 feet away from us!!!!

familiaralien:

supaslim:

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden

I like this 2nd grader’s idea.

(Source: slothwrestling)